9 Awesome Places to Have Sex (not Her Love Bucket)
October 15th, 2008 Posted in Sex Sells9 Awesome Places to Have Sex (And the Horrific Consequences)
Dangers of These Fantasy Sex Locations
Short summary by Sherrie Rose, The Love Linguist (this is not about Her Love Bucket)
1. Beach – do it on the beach and the sand gets in!
2. Pool – do it in the pool and get bacteria, chlorine, and more!
3. Car sex may be a kind of hot idea, but possible death in a chunk of metal loses its appeal.
4. Nightclubs – Microorganisms are the third leading cause of death behind heart attacks and cancer, so don’t rub your juicy parts all over the nightclub bathroom counter …
5. Taxicab – Aside from the obvious downsides to cab sex, there’s always the chance you’ll end up on some site like taxicams.com
6. At the movies – Bacteria like bacillus cereus have been found in some movies theaters which is known to cause quick, sexy bouts of diarrhea.
7. In the woods – The smell of sex can attracted bears (it’s the stank you put off while rutting)
8. On a Plane – Mile High Club is the ultimate fantasy (with major problems)
9. On a Boat – What’s hotter than the cold, seagulls and the potential to drown en masse?
From Cracked.com Full story: http://ow.ly/fHfs October 15, 2008 Recommended for Your Pleasure by Cracked
