INSTALLING A HUSBAND (for Geeks who can fill her love bucket)

                     Dear Tech Support** ,

Last year I upgraded from **Boyfriend 5.0** to **Husband 1.0** and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under **Boyfriend 5.0**.

In addition, **Husband 1.0** uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as:
•** **Romance 9.5 *and *
•** **Personal Attention 6.5,* *

and then installed undesirable programs such as* : *
•** * * NHL ** 5.0*, *
•** * * CFL 3.0* and *
•** ** *Golf Clubs 4.1**

Also* *Conversation 8.0** no longer runs, and **Housecleaning 2.** 6
**simply crashes the system.* *

** **Please note that I have tried running **Nagging 5.3**  to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, **
Desperate **

 DEAR DESPERATE**,

First, keep in mind,
•** **Boyfriend 5.0* *is an Entertainment Package, while
•** **Husband 1.0* *is an operating system.

Please enter command: **ithoughtyoulovedme.html** and try to download
**Tears 6.2** and do not forget to install the **Guilt 3.0 **update. **

** **If that application works as designed *, *Husband 1.0* *should
then automatically run the applications **Jewelry 2.0* *and* *Flowers
3.5. **
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
**Husband 1.0*  **to default to** **Grumpy Silence 2.5** , **Happy Hour 7.0** or
**Beer 6.1** . **

**Please note that* *Beer 6. 1* *is a very bad program that will download the* *Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. **

Whatever you do, **DO NOT* *under any circumstances install* *Mother-In-Law
1.0* (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) *

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the **Boyfriend 5.0**
   **program.  These are  **incompatible  ** applications and **Husband 1.0** will crash.

In summary, **Husband 1.0** is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.. We recommend **
•** **Cooking 3.0* and *
•** **Hot Lingerie 7.7. **

Good Luck! **
Tech Support*