Women Love Sex – Cosmo Magazine Covers (Her Love Bucket)

Three recent covers of Cosmopolitan Magazine show how much women love sex, read about sex, and buy sex information, sex books, sex magazines. That’s good news for guys.  And, that’s why sex is the red hot “Ring of Desire” of her love bucket.

Sex is one of the “7 Rings of Desire” of Her Love Bucket

This photo is of three Cosmopolitan magazines being read by a woman who likes to sunbath by the pool and read magazines (I am more of a book reader myself). 

The Cosmopolitan SEX headlines and articles include:

• The Hot Issue
• The Sexy Issue
• The Orgasm Whisperer
• Sex Extras: Secrets his sex style reveals
• Guys Rate 125 Sex Moves: Thousand of Men Agree: These are the Techniques that send them over the edge
• 100 Sex Questions: We Answer Every Dirty Thing you want to know
• Sex He Craves: We help you discover his most dirty-licious fantasies – so you can deliver the naughty good
• The Easy Way to Boost Your Sex Drive
• The Sexiest New Kind of Woman
• Love and Lust: Date Night Just Got Hotter
• The Sexy List
• Summer Foods that Make you Sexier
• Naughty Sex-Dare Game
• 50 Things to Do Naked: Sure you get naked when you have sex and take showers, but…

And a NON-sex article: What you must know about a guy’s boyfriend, husband, mate or marriage potential (1)  How does he feel about his job?  (2) What was his last relationship like? (3) How does he handle debt?  [thrown in just to cool you down from all the hot sex headlines]

The smell of all the perfume samples in Cosmo doesn’t do much for guys.  Hopefully women DO LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT SEX in these types of magazines. 

The good news for guys is that yes, SEX is definitely on her mind and one of the 7 Ways to Fill Her Love Bucket.

And, most guys, when they hear the term “LOVE BUCKET” smile and think of a woman’s anatomy.  That’s not what the love bucket is but sex is one of the 7 Rings of Desire of the love bucket.

Sex Is Like Pizza, Even When It’s Bad It’s Still Pretty Good (not Her Love Bucket)

Sex Is Like Pizza, Even When It’s Bad It’s Still Pretty Good

Mel Brooks and Sharon Stone have both been quoted as saying that “Sex is like pizza. Even if it’s done bad, it’s still good.”

Some pretty stock photos with silly talk bubble call outs.

From Cracked.com Full story: http://ow.ly/fGVH June 22, 2009 Recommended for Your Pleasure by Cracked

Have a good laugh! Sherrie Rose, The Love Linguist (this is not about Her Love Bucket)

The Importance of Not Getting to Know Someone (not Her Love Bucket)

The Importance of Not Getting to Know Someone

Four comic characters with fine conversations ending up with sweat dripping of their brows.

Comments by Sherrie Rose, The Love Linguist (this is not about Her Love Bucket) on these comic strips:

You’ve heard the saying, “Familiarity breeds contempt.” When you get to know someone you often lose the ability to see the GOOD stuff and focus on what is off or out of place (which seems like a criticism). Relationship connection is a balancing act (like making choices from a menu not everything tastes good together) and rapport does not exist every day. The less you know about someone (and the less time you spend with them) the easier it is to see their good points and dismiss the irritating ones.

From Cracked.com Full story: http://ow.ly/fGVU June 20, 2009 Recommended for Your Pleasure by Cracked

6 Ridiculous Sex Myths (not Her Love Bucket)

6 Ridiculous Sex Myths (That Are Actually True)

The only thing more awesome than an urban legend turning out to be true is if that same legend involves some sort of nefarious sex or groin related hilarity.
Short summary by Sherrie Rose, The Love Linguist (this is not about Her Love Bucket)

1. Finger length can determine if you are gay or lesbian

2. Body parts can get stuck in a pool filter

3. Careful with call girls, you may call your daughter

4. Yawning = Orgasm (with this little wonder)

5. Power tools do not make good bedfellows

6. Wedding, good doggy Ronnie, and video replay

From Cracked.com Full story: http://ow.ly/fGVe June 8, 2009
(Urban legends that are actually true…) Recommended for Your Pleasure by Cracked

5 Ridiculous Fetishes (not Her Love Bucket)

5 Ridiculous (Safe for Work) Fetishes

Short summary by Sherrie Rose, The Love Linguist (this is not about Her Love Bucket)

1. Pedal pumping videos made with my wife – she is having fun too

2. Statues = She’s cold as stone and she doesn’t talk back

3. Piggyback fetish = Trust and security (and crazy)

4. Balloons make the perfect girlfriend ???

5. Massive online communities dedicated filling up with bicycle pumps

From Cracked.com Full story: http://ow.ly/fGYc March 17, 2009 (Happy St. Patrick’s Day 2009 – how green is YOUR fetish?)
Recommended for Your Pleasure by Cracked